Dirk Blackpool in Caverns of Chaos (6_63)

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Dirk's Theme #2 - Ode to Dirk
Dirk's Theme #3 - Let Me Hurt and Maim You
Dirk's Theme #4 - I Like 'em Evil and Fiendish
Dirk's Theme #5 - Doing Bad
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Dirk's Theme #4
I Like 'em Evil and Fiendish

set to the tune I Like 'em Big and Stupid

 

by Ash

 


When I need something to help me unwind
I find a six-foot man with evil on his mind
Nice guys are nowhere, they can't understand
Give me a tyrant with blood on his hands
I go tavern-hopping and they say "last ale"
I look for black leather and it never fails!

The more leather they wear the harder I fall
In love 'till we're done, then they're out in the hall
I like 'em evil and fiendish
I like 'em evil and leather clad
I like 'em evil and fiendish

What kind of guy does a lot for me?
Evil incarnate with homicidal glee
Prince Justin's merely sneaky, Eric's always 'nice'
But a guy who tortures innocents has that extra spice!
The way he sacked and burned, ooh it really got me hot
But the way he growled and bit me, I hope he had his shots

The nastier they are the harder they'll work
I've got a soft spot for a cowhide-covered jerk
I like 'em evil and fiendish
I like 'em evil and leather clad
I like 'em evil and fiendish

(Tarzan yell/more "Stella!")

I met a conqueror who's had bad luck
He can't kill Greystone but he sure can... glare
He's so bad, you know what he said?
....Well I forgot what he said 'cause it was so bad!

The more leather they wear the harder I fall
In love 'till we're done, then they're out in the hall
I like 'em evil and fiendish
I like 'em evil and leather clad
I like 'em evil and fiendish

(Fade to "Stella!")

 


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